Nothing bold and bothersome
Even the soul sometimes need a dash or drop
Pamper the hungry, unrelished lips of men
Thirsting for another set of booze.
Next to beg and call for ice
Only to earn his turn of the jigger mug
Eager to gain the moonshine hooch
Look around for a noble spot to stand.
Miss the bootlicking talks of love and life
I'll drink to that with a nixie pixie grin
Kick the bitches out of hearts' revolt
Erase their memories when one is tanked up.
Ripened scotch and the rhum's flawless taste
Ascend the heavens in a few more rounds
Understand the eloquence of a somber magpie
List all my sorrows into the bubbling, tawny drink
Gone astray to find the morning shrew
Icebox getting empty of sores and matters
Oomph to a thousand with the ego's pat
Vex my spirit by this brief encounter
Jostling for your polite intercourse
Of words and itchy moan of dawdling
Expand the mysteries of kingdom come
Yank off; vomit that chicken fat and alcohol!