To whom it may concern
Please excuse my absence
I’m dirty and sick in
head-splitting pain
Abused to infinity; wet with
slime
My labia bleeds, deeply flattered
Spoiled from a rabid and rowdy
match
My prize for such a nocturnal
initiation
To wallow and sift in liquid tangs
Crying my heart out for the
future
Of frail, bland, painful gut
As I softly beg for mercy
My doxologies of heavenly
experience
The loathsome jerk and his
impatient prick
Reduced me to shreds in society’s
eyes
Dig my parting by his every
lustful thrust
I appeal for your kind
consideration
Forgiveness for vainglory and
clumsiness
My mother says its only
dysmenorrhea
While I bet my usurpation of
stubbornness
Sincerely yours, your favored
student